For as long as there have been sports, there has been debate. Who's the best hitter? Who's the best pitcher? Did Wilt Chamberlain really sleep with that many women? It's in the great spirit of debate that I present to you the debut installment of Theriverrock's Tale of the Tape. Because in order to settle sports greatest debates, somebody's got to break down the facts...scientifically.
They're two of the NFL's most popular signal callers. But who's the better of the two? Sure it may SEEM obvious to most, but let's dig a little deeper, shall we? So let's break it down...it's Theriverrock's Tale of the Tape!
Tom Brady vs. Tony Romo
WOMEN: Brady dumped a pregnant television actress in favor of a supermodel. Romo dumped a Grammy Award winning country singer in favor of a chick who played Daisy Duke, whose father encouraged her to get breast implants, and who didn't understand the concept that Chicken of the Sea was, in fact, tuna fish. ADVANTAGE: Oddly enough...Romo
PLAYOFF SUCCESS: Tom is re-writing the record books, and appears well on his way to tying Joe Montana and Terry Bradshaw for most Super Bowl victories. Tony is re-writing the supermarket tabloids thanks to an ill-timed Mexican getaway prior to the Cowboys playoff loss to the Giants. Looks like Tony dropped the ball again. ADVANTAGE: Brady
LOUD MOUTH RECEIVER: Randy Moss's performance this season was "straight cash homey," after breaking Jerry Rice's single season touchdown reception mark. That being said, would HE ever shed tears for HIS quarterback? ADVANTAGE: Romo
OWNER: Robert Kraft leaves the football to the football people. Jerry Jones fires the football people because he desperately wants to BE the football people. ADVANTAGE: Brady
HEAD COACH: One is an ice cold perfectionist, a football genius who would do any and everything in order to win. The other is Wade Philips. ADVANTAGE: Brady
So whooooop there it is! The facts have been broken down via science. In a split decision, the NFL's reigning quarterback poster boy IS.....Tom Brady! But hey Jessica...it's never too late, my dear, to try to sway the judging :-)
See you next time folks, and enjoy the freakin root beer!
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